“Woof!” she said
“Moo!” replied the second dog, thoroughly confusing her companion.
“Why are you mooing? You’re a dog,” said the first dog.
“I’m trying to learn a foreign language.”
Ah ha. That explains why I often don’t understand either of these two delightful creatures. If only there was a Woof, Moo or Toddler dictionary.
This joke is adapted from a version I found on the Internet. Love the Internet.